May 2013
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
avatardsherlockian:
killjoysandcastiel:
colesun:
sheetofsound:
ghoulishghosty:
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES...
jesuschrist-:
we’ve all seen penises we weren’t supposed to see
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
mikeyfriskeyhands:
Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying
excusethevulgarity:
juilan:
mormondad:
pallbearers:
francieum:
laughoutloudrightnow:
bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
http://www.download-friends.com/
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post
I give you a hamburger.
fffcuk:
subternatural:
fffcuk:
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
svveetlemonade:
mfandcjforever:
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
bleerios:
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
meladoodle:
sammys-life:
meladoodle:
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
Well I don’t know what you dream about but…
you do know what i dream about.. banana mafias
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
amoying:
im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
justinhiills:
lokifeelsruinedmylife:
gerancho:
freshprinceoftsundere:
EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
so if im in love with someone does that make it a
chemical romance
not anymore
get out
theguntogirl:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
ricksanscrotum:
saying that evolution is a theory and it hasn’t really been proven yet is sort of like saying gravity is a theory and it hasn’t really been proven yet
Objects fall because they refuse to raise themselves up to the power of Christ
amen
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
